Curse

Paul Mahdi · Feb 01, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10

"BY THE HAMMER OF THOR, SHIT!!!"
*takes out shotgun and shoots at the pile of ex-dead rats*
*manages to take sips of beer while firing*
*soon all the rats are dead*
"you know i learned a lesson in all of this. If i am to continue killing off animals i should worry about the consequences...

...or i could just make sure Dark is dead"

Two April Mornings · Feb 01, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37

*realizes that Retibution X is a total nerd, gets him drunk, gets him to have sex with a fat chick (who happens to be a guru member who is also drunk at the bar), lets him pass out naked in public and writes Vulcan Mindmeld FTW on his scrawny chest with a big black sharpie*

*also burns his clothes*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 01, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47

TWO APRIL MORNINGS FTUW !!!! *drinks more Labbatt's , shoots DarkMishkin for being a bat rastard, and wonders wth pwnd is.

Paul Mahdi · Feb 01, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48

*starts to shoot a rat but decides not too*
*drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 01, 2006, 04:00 AM // 04:00

*orders a screwdriver, downs it, and goes to bed at home*

Murder In China · Feb 01, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08

*Takes a sip of beer* Yup.

Paul Mahdi · Feb 01, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

*drinks a beer and doesn't shoot a rat*
*gets bored and starts shooting random people walking outside the window*

darkdragon99 · Feb 01, 2006, 06:24 AM // 06:24

*cuts paul's arms off with a chain saw*
"enough shooting from you"

*fills two april mornings with M240 rounds *

*cuts Retribution X down with a betleH *
"dam trekkies anyway*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 01, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59

"awww man, I was using those"
*drinks beer and grows back arms magically or something*

bulletsmile · Feb 01, 2006, 03:02 PM // 15:02

paint the whole bar pink, nice!

darkMishkin · Feb 01, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

"People, people. let us not forget who it was who started this ugly affair. Chris_Nin00 is responsible for everything, including what I can only assume to be several deaths."

*Points in the direction of Bulletsmile, who has choked to death on large empty pink paint-tin*

"What actions can we take against this guy?"

Retribution X · Feb 01, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

*Grows new arms and sets phasers to disrupt, and sets personal shield harmonics to deflect bullets*

darkdragon99 · Feb 01, 2006, 04:32 PM // 16:32

*sets off a antimatter bomb off and blows everyone in the bar to bits*
*my pieces say* "y did i do that tha hurt like hell"

Two April Mornings · Feb 01, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35

*forces Retibution X through puberty*

Omega Complex · Feb 01, 2006, 08:09 PM // 20:09

*re-assembles bits of self, drinks beer*

"Hey, has anyone seen my left toe?"

*waves gun around maniacally*

Two April Mornings · Feb 01, 2006, 08:23 PM // 20:23

*drinks beer, realizes Omega Complex's toe somehow flew into glass*

*throws up over Omega Complex*

Omega Complex · Feb 01, 2006, 08:26 PM // 20:26

*uses that breeze thingie on my avatar to deflect the vomit on to the nearest barstool, just waiting for somone to sit down*

*grabs toe, reattaches*

*drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 01, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

*screwdriver #1543*

Knido · Feb 01, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

*shoots Everybody!!!!!!!*

0siris · Feb 01, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

*plays dead in an attempt to keep toes intact*